5 PSAs for the Women of Berkeley

1. Even if it wasn't still 65 degress out, you'd still look ridiculous in those UGG boots.

2. There's a reason that jeans with tightly tapered ankles went out of fashion.

3. Aviators are not sparkly.

4. Yes, you do look like a pirate.

5. As if wearing sweatpants in public wasn't bad enough, rolling up the waistband five times is unforgiveable.