10 Harbingers of Domestication

1. The afternoon crowd at Pier 1 Imports doesn't get my "Whatever Happened to Minkus?" t-shirt.
   
2. Lack of health insurance is starting to become an issue.
   
3. Pewter.
   
4. Realizing I need one of those spoon-holders for my stovetop.
   
5. Entertaining the possiblity of purchasing an extended warranty.
   
6. Watching the San Diego Chargers reminds me that I need serving trays.
   
7. Microsoft Exchange.
   
8. Ron Popeil is starting to make a lot more sense.
   
9. Circuit City.
   
10. I put Mercury on my list.