Monday, January 28, 2008

"Ace of Cakes"

Alright. This is going to sound odd, but there is a very good show on the Food Network called "Ace of Cakes." The show is filmed in a cake bakery owned by Duff Goldman, a master baker who makes elaborate themed cakes. And although the cakes themselves are interesting, the way the staff interacts with one another really makes the show. I especially enjoy Geoffrey Manthorne's understated Christopher Guest-like humour.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Returning to Literature

I used to read a lot in college, though it was mostly critical theory, political treatises and manifestos, gender and race studies literature, and history books. I did read a decent amount of fiction for classes. Ever since I started law school, though, I basically stopped reading any literature on my own.

Most of my time was spent reading case law and journal articles. And while I read a lot in my spare time, I was reading world news, technology news, and various magazines instead of diving into a novel. And of course, I spent a lot of time playing videogames, watching sports, TV, movies, and listening to music. There is really only so much media you can consume on a regular basis.

Looking back, choosing to forego regularly reading fiction was a bad choice. And after I finished taking the CA Bar Exam, I promised myself that I would start reading again. After a few months of sticking with it, I feel curiously re-engaged to all of the same philosophical and political discourses that were second nature to me just a few years ago. Here are a few recent books I've read with some rambling, gut reactions about each.


Brave New World by Aldous Huxley (1932): Many people read Brave New World in high school, but we read Orwell's 1984 instead. I definitely see a lot of overlap between the two, but Huxley's futuristic society speaks much more to modern consumer capitalism and its maximation of "happiness" (defined as the consumption of goods) while Orwell's world of big-brother speaks more to totalitarianism. And given where and when I grew up, the subject matter of Huxley's book seems more applicable or relevant -- at least for now.

The world this novel creates is stunning, especially when you consider it was published more than seventy years ago. It is a profound parody of the utopian society. But sadly, whatever this novel generates in foresight is, in my estimation, overshadowed by its utter lack of subtlety and nuance. The dialogue, character development, and narrative structure leave much to be desired in terms of depth. Actually, as the novel progresses, the story devolves into a number of (contrived) episodes created just so that Huxley can give us another heavy handed dose of what's on his mind. The lack of subtlety saturates every part of the novel. The characters' names, for instance, are so loaded (Lenina, Marx, Mr. Savage . . . .) that they end up negating what little character development there is. I kept getting the feeling that Huxley didn't think we were smart enough to pick up on his point, you know, as if we were so socially conditioned that we woudln't understand him.

This makes me wonder if Brave New World would have been a more brilliant short story or novella accompanied by a series of critical essays on "desire" in the Industrial era. With that said, I admit that the critical theorist in me would argue the same thing about every novel! Nevertheless, Huxley seems more architect than carpenter.

I was especially put off by John Savage, a character exposed to the "modern" world but has also been brought up among the "Indians" without modern social conditioning. John is your run of the mill outcast, but Huxley makes him a romantic, Christ-like figure that needs to suffer (perhaps for more than his own sins).

My first objection to the character is part superficial. Huxley tells us that John found a copy of the works of Shakespeare (I actually laughed aloud when I read that part of the story because it seemed TOO EASY), and subsequently learned it like scripture. But John seems to quote Shakespeare for virtually every other sentence. And while we are assured that John is sincere in his use of Shakespeare because it was the only vehicle for a spectrum of emotion unavailable to him in the "modern" world -- I'm not so sure Huxley's copious amounts of Shakespeare quotes was as sincere. The volume of material quoted from Shakespeare just devalues the passages and their effect. It felt like name-dropping.

The more urgent problem I had with John is that he represents a far too simplistic binary vision of modernity. John, the token outsider in both of his cultures, feels torn between these TWO worlds. In fact, a number of characters are pulled between two extremes. At times I wonder if this is my hindsight bias, but a lot of art and literature of the time managed to tackle this subject matter in a much more complex way by problematizing modernity. This story shouldn't be about modernity with a capital "M" -- but multiple modernities with several, conflicting, lower-case "m's."

If you don't believe me, try reading the last few chapters of Brave New World, one of which feature a conversation between John and one of the world controllers. The conversations lack nuance. Huxley just puts all of his cards on the table and doesn't leave much to chew on. And as much as I hate referring to this movie, the conversation between John and the controller reminds me of the almost unbearable conversation in The Matrix Reloaded between Neo and the Key Maker. It went on way too long and it tried to explain everything, presumably becuase viewers were too stupid to figure it out on their own.



The Trial by Franz Kafka (1925): When I started this novel, I knew that it wasn't a complete novel. Kafka never finished it, giving it to his editor/friend Max Brod in 1920. The Trial was published posthumously in 1925 after it was organized as coherently as possible. But despite the somewhat meandering, unfinished feel of the book, I think its abrupt, disjointed timeline really help in the long run because they reflect the legal process itself.

Generally, the novel is about Josef K, who wakes up to find two policemen arresting him. Josef K is not charged or told why he is being arrested. The novel follows Josef K as he is pushed through a cold, dehumanizing legal system, which offer process, but little information. Obviously, the subject matter is grim -- but it is tame by Kafka standards.

I consider this a must-read for anybody starting a legal career. It is really easy to lose sight of how mysterious and anxiety-inducing the legal process can be for the actual people who have cases and controversies. And the lasting effect of this novel is its ability to force me to think about the underlying realities WHO this process is happening for.

I found one thing in the "Publisher's Note" amusing. Kafka wrote to his friend Max Brod: "Dearest Max, my last request: Everything I leave behind me . . . in the way of diaries, manuscripts, letters (my own and others'), sketches, and so on, [is] to be burned unread. . . . Your's Franz Kafka." And the publisher to the edition responds, "We will never know if Kafka really meant for Brod to do what he asked . . . ." I'm not quite sure how I would feel if Kafka's last request had been honored, but there sure is something beautiful in finality (and, consequently, something empty in publishers).


A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole (1980): While I mentioned that the previous novel was published posthumously, the background to John Kennedy Toole's novel is really another character in the story. This was Toole's first novel and nobody gave it an honest read. He shopped it around unsuccessfully and later committed suicide in 1969. His mother shopped the book for years and brought it past Walker Percy (who wrote a fantastic foreword to my edition), who gave it a chance. And since then all we can wonder is what kind of literary career Toole would have had if he was still around. This dark background gives even greater depth to this dark comedy, which won the Pulitzer in 1981.

The other interesting thing about this book is that it is set in New Orleans, so you can't help but read the book while thinking about all that's happened there in recent years. A Confederacy of Dunces does not paint a glowing picture of New Orleans, however. In fact, when it was published, the book was not well received by many in New Orleans.

The book revolves around Ignatius J. Reilly, who I can only describe as a mix between the comic-book store owner from The Simpson's and Don Quixote. He's slothful, 30, and still living with his mother. She puts up with his delusional fantasies of history, politics, and morality, at least for the most part. Ignatius feels that the modern world lacks "theology and geometry," and prefers Middle Age philosophy. Ignatius, who up until now has found a way to avoid manual labor and maintain his sense of intellectual superiority, finds himself forced to find a job to repay a debt from an auto collision. Each job, of course, is a disaster and Ignatius blames a fate-like power ("Fortuna") instead of himself for his bad luck.

This book has brilliantly written dialogue and the tension generated by Ignatius' complete lack of reality made me enjoy the impending train wreck. I suppose my only (very, very minor) criticism is that Ignatius was so much of a farce that I couldn't put up with him. This is definitely a character you end up hating -- like that weenie in Saving Private Ryan, Upham.


Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler (1940): This is the first book I've read by Arthur Koestler and I admit that I never heard of the book until I found it on the Modern Library's reading list. In fact, it was only a few weeks after I finished the book when I realized it was part of a trilogy.

In contrast to Brave New World, this novel seemed to have so much going on behind the story itself. The novel focuses on Rubashov, a Bolshevik who helped create the Stalinist regime. But by 1938, Rubashov finds himself falling victim to one of the public trials/purges in Moscow.

The novel has a slow pace, and Koestler does a masterful job of speeding up, slowing down, and breaking time. It is extremely effective and puts more of a burden on the reader to understand the implications of what's happening at any given point. The chapters about Rubashov's interrogation are riveting. In particular we see two characters who could be brothers, but find themselves at opposite ends of the interrogation table. The real sadness is that Rubashov knows that his interrogator will soon be in Rubashov's seat.
It is amazing how a novel about a prisoner in solitary confinement has a few great characters. Rubashov, for example, communicates with his neighbor by tapping a code for each letter into the stone wall. Communication is sparse between the two, but it speaks volumes.

I was constantly reminded that Rubashov felt--at least partly--that his impending confession and execution was an inevitable result of the Stalinist regime. And, with fatalistic disregard for himself, Rubashov appears to sacrifice himself so the gears of the regime can continue grinding away. And that, for me, is a key insight about Koestler's novel. Perhaps the most dangerous type of control is the kind we desire. This is called hegemony.

This is a great, relatively short read.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

The Black Keys - "The Wicked Messenger"

I just came across this new song by The Black Keys called "The Wicked Messenger." It is a very good cover of a Bob Dylan original. The song appears on the soundtrack to the movie I'm Not There (2007), which I have yet to see.

You can listen to the song for free here. The Wicked Messenger

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

0 for 6.

So I started off 2008 with a sniffling thud. I caught a cold (thank goodness it only lasted three days) and then I hit a string of bad luck with retail purchases.

We received a token year-end bonus at our firm, and--after taxes--I used it to build a new computer. I purchased almost all of the components at NewEgg.com, which I highly recommend to anyone interested in purchasing any type of electronics. They have an immense catalogue of goods and have unbeatable prices. Their order processing is also very efficient.

Two of the things I purchased included a computer case made by Thermaltake, a well-known manufacturer for mid- to high-end PC cases. Although it states that the case has a standard opening for a power supply unit, it turns out that the case has a narrow opening inexplicably placed in a section of the case that is inaccessible. After about three hours, I gave up and had to return the case. (NewEgg's return system is automated and online, which makes it bearable).

Another item I purchased was a motherboard from Abit USA. For three days I tried to get this motherboard to boot up properly with no success. I even brought the computer into my local Fry's Electronics and paid 69.99 to have it checked out. A short aside: the computer technicians at the Fry's in Sunnyvale, CA definitely have their shit together -- unlike Best Buy, who managed to lose my cousin's laptop and then find it nine months later (and had the gall to charge him his diagnostic fee).

It turns out that my motherboard was dead on arrival, so I had to send that back as well. 0 for 2.

I also decided to cash in some gift certificates from Overstock.com. I purchased George Orwell's novel 1984. Or well, I thought I did. It turns out that it is an abridged version of 1984 for small children. 0 for 3.

I also purchased a foldable treadmill from Overstock.com, which arrived via FedEx yesterday. It weighs about 85 lbs, so dragging the damn thing up the stairs wasn't that much fun. I put the thing together and it is a complete death-trap. It is dangerous to even stand up on it. I called up Overstock and I was pleasantly surprised that within three minutes, the person on the phone said that UPS will pick up the treadmill free of charge and I'll be given a full refund. 0 for 4, however.

And what really made my week miserable was having to deal with Netgear, which is just one of many pretty shady manufacturers of piece of shit routers (Linksys and D-Link would also qualify). My existing router died after about 8 months, and I decided to purchase a business-grade ProSafe firewall router from Fry's, but that died in just a week. It took me two days in order to return two busted routers. I was on hold for a total of 5.5 hours and once I actually got someone on the line, they wouldn't let me return two items at once, forcing me to call again and wait the long lines. Their staff was unhelpful, though only moderately rude (for an example of technical support staff that is completely rude, think Comcast). 0 for 6.

Hopefully I'll do better in week 2.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

10 Recent Lifestyle Changes

  1. Initiate 10-year campaign to finish the Modern Library's Top 100 Novels of the 20th Century.
  2. No more soda; substitute with more cowbell.
  3. Measure sleep in increments of 1/10 of the hour.
  4. Watch one listworthy movie a week.
  5. Feel bad about not flossing daily; use Listerine for the full 30 seconds.
  6. Exercise daily between 6:30am-7:00am.
  7. Grow gray hair.
  8. Take one daily picture of myself for a year and animate it.
  9. Wear sweaters.
  10. Remove "Two and a Half Men" and "King of Queens" from PVR.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Sunday, November 25, 2007

McDonald's - How Low Can You Go?


This advertisment is brilliant on so many levels, though what I like most of all is that the kid is eating apple slices.

10 Real Facebook Applications That Force Me To Rethink Humanity

  1. Friends For Sale!
    By Alexander Le and Siqi Chen
    Buy and sell your friends as pets! You can make your pets poke, send gifts, or just show off for you. Make money as a shrewd pets investor or as a hot commodity! Friends for Sale is the bees knees!

  2. OMG! It's Amitabh Bachchan
    By Katha Films LLC
    Can’t get enough of the legendary icon of Indian Cinema, Mr. Amitabh Bachchan, the Shahenshah of India’s Hindi film industry? You can take the Big B fan meter challenge, a series of questions, that a true Bollywood fan would know!

  3. Bathroom Stall Vandalism
    By Michael Lubarsky and Anatoly Lubarsky
    Bathroom Stall Vandalism - BSV. Write anything you want in your own virtual bathroom. Leave writings ANONYMOUSLY on friends bathroom walls. It may be love letter, freestyle battles or whatever comes in mind just like in real life.

  4. My Dances
    By Janet Yan and Chris
    This application puts a box on your profile page that lets you display which dances you know and your own self-assessment for each dance! Happy Dancing!

  5. Burp Club
    By fiwuz
    The Burp Club lets you send a burp to your friends. Share your gas and have fun. See what the top smells are that people are burping so you can burp them too. Burpety Burpety Burp! Egg and garlic are some popular smells. Yum.

  6. Don't send me nationalist posts please
    By Dogukan Deniz
    this application aims to warn other people not to send you nationalist posts.

  7. I am Spartacus
    By Dave
    Join with your fellow facebook users and declare I AM SPARTACUS

  8. I love Cupcakes.
    By William Lee
    Do you love cupcakes? Do your friends love cupcakes? Give your friend a cupcake with this fun and delicious application!

  9. Which Olsen Twin Are You?
    By Katherine Barcsay and Tomas Lin
    Ever stayed up late at night wondering which Olsen Twin you are? Do you have the grace of an Ashley or the not-eating-ness of a Mary Kate? Find out in this very scientific and important quiz...

  10. Grenade Battle
    By Adam Cox
    Throw Grenades at your friends and blow them up. Start a Grenade Battle! Become a war hero. See who the top 10 Soldiers are. See who the top 10 Wounded are.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

10 Phrases To Avoid In Life

  1. "She's how old?"
  2. "Tell me about your iPhone."
  3. "Is this habit-forming?"
  4. " . . . Donald Trump . . . "
  5. "Don't sass me, woman."
  6. "So it's just a minor incision?"
  7. "I think it's because subconsciously I . . ."
  8. "No, your Honor, I was just thinking of a joke that's all."
  9. "Oh snap."
  10. "I could go for some Round Table pizza."

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

To Swear or not to Swear

So even though I passed the CA Bar Exam, I'm still not officially licensed to practice because I need to be sworn in. And to my surprise, a swearing-in ceremony does not involve a Judge lobbing obscenities at us as a group. In fact, its a big boring event.

Fortunately (or unfortunately), all of the swearing-in ceremonies in the Bay Area occur the week of Dec. 3 when I will be in Boston for trial.

Does anyone know of any ceremonies outside of this week? If I can't find one, I think I'll go to a notary public and have them sign off on it.

Friday, November 16, 2007

I'm Not Sure If I Passed the CA Bar Exam.

I've been in Boston for a week at trial. I was supposed to fly out this morning at 8:00am, but a partner at my firm pulled some strings and got me a flight out Sunday instead so I could spend the weekend in Boston relaxing.

Well, the one drawback is that the California Bar Exam results came out today. I wrote down my "Applicant Number" but apparently forgot to write down my "File Number." I save all of my e-mail from the State Bar, but its not listed in any of them. It's not even listed in a receipt or any of my applications. I called up the State Bar and they said they can't give me that information.

So I need to basically wait until Sunday to find out if I passed. Argh.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

"Not a game, not a game, but we're talking about Practice."

So I've gone and become a lawyer. This isn't law school anymore, folks. No more unfocused, pointless conversations with endless series of ridiculous questions. This is not a game, not a game. We're talking about Practice.

Coming to Terms

I've been working for two weeks. It still feels strange to have been in school my entire life, and then one Monday, start a whole new era. I certainly don't feel like an adult; I play too many videogames still.

Generally the learning curve for a new associate is fairly steep--and steeper as the firm gets smaller--but my transition to full time practice has been quite smooth because of the time I spent at my firm as a summer associate.

I know a lot of law students who lounged around in Manhattan or L.A.,, spent $60 a meal, and occassionally generated some work product for an assignment ginned up to keep summer associates in high spirits. My firm didn't try to kill me, but they made us put in an honest day's work. If I wanted more work or to be put on a special assignment, they were flexible. Something must be working when you find yourself asking to do more work simply because you find the work interesting and enjoy working with your team.

There were a few nights during my summer where I was up late because of an ultra-short deadline, and my friends kept telling me that I shouldn't have to work that hard as a summer associate. But you know what, it was so much more realistic and rewarding than if I had just skated by. Discovering early on that litigation has a frightfully unpredictable schedule gave me a more complete picture of the kind of personal committment it takes to be effective at this job.

To have come to terms with this two years ago is priceless.

An Aside on Technology

So as you know from virtually all of my previous posts, technology plays an important role in my life. So if you don't like technology, then ignore the rest of this post. Yes, yes, I'm a dork. I mean, , I'm a patent lawyer so I'm pretty sure that any argument to the contrary is an uphill battle. Accept my dorkness and move on.

Amazingly, the most difficult part of adjusting to my job had nothing to do with the work that was expected of me; it was getting all of the IT properly set up in my office and at home.

To me, there's nothing more disorienting than to use a computer you've never used and access an array of document management systems that are less than intuitive. Luckily the IT people were nice enough to give me administrator access to my computer and I was able to make a few improvements. I also immediately got one of those adjustable keyboard trays installed under my desk and swapped out the keyboard and mouse with ones from home that don't suck.

The most satisfying upgrade to the office computer was setting up a dual monitor system, which is INVALUABLE for any lawyer. If you don't have one set up yet, do it. You won't go back. If you're going to spend hours in front of your desk staring at various documents, you may as well enjoy the experience. I'm using my two Samsung 19" LCD monitors that I bought about six years ago. They still look fantastic and, hopefully, will serve me well for another six years (or more).

The biggest advantage of bringing two LCD monitors from home is needing to buy two replacements for my home system. This is something I've been itching to do for awhile.
I did some research and found the Gateway FPD2485W (just rolls off the tounge doesn't it?). At first I really wanted another Samsung because I've had such good luck with it. Dell was also a great alternative because they have the same internal components as Samsung displays. One of the major drawbacks with Samsung displays is that they are hopelessly lacking in additional features. For example, they don't have any USB ports or additional inputs. And with prices equal to or higher than the competition, functionality will always trump the trusted brand name.

When I went to Fry's I saw Gateway's 24" monitor and was amazed at how vibrant the colors looked in comparison to the Samsung that was right next to it. The Gateway gives you a lot of bang for your buck. It has: (1) Analog VGA; (2) Digital DVI with HDCP support; (3) HDMI; (4) 2 Component inputs; (5) S-Video; (6) 4-port USB hub; and (7) picture-in-picture. And with the reviews confirming that the quality of the monitor was on par with the competition, I went ahead and bought two of them.

Over the air HDTV (through my computer's TV tuner) looks absolutely stunning. The wide aspect ratio (1920x1200) makes videogames come alive, and also gives you more than enough screen real estate for documents, email, and various task panes without anything feeling cramped. The LCD can rotate 90 degrees, but as with my last set of LCDs, I don't think I'll ever use this feature.

I recommend this monitor to anyone in the market. It also doubles as a full 1080p HDTV, so you may as well kill two birds with one stone.

Chapter 2

But monitors aside, things are really starting to come together for me. I've felt this nagging sense of suspension the last few years, as if everything in life was temporary or arbitrary in some way. And while that's still true in an existential way, I can at least get some joy in establishing some kind of rhythm in life.

Now, if only litigation would let me hold on to that rhythm . . .

Sunday, October 14, 2007

10 Harbingers of Domestication

  1. The afternoon crowd at Pier 1 Imports doesn't get my "Whatever Happened to Minkus?" t-shirt.
  2. Lack of health insurance is starting to become an issue.
  3. Pewter.
  4. Realizing I need one of those spoon-holders for my stovetop.
  5. Entertaining the possiblity of purchasing an extended warranty.
  6. Watching the San Diego Chargers reminds me that I need serving trays.
  7. Microsoft Exchange.
  8. Ron Popeil is starting to make a lot more sense.
  9. Circuit City.
  10. I put Mercury on my list.

Friday, October 12, 2007

The JetBlue Card from American Express - Your Recipe for Success



STEP 1: Bend over.

STEP 2: Charge a mere $20,000.00 on your card.

STEP 3: Enjoy one free round-trip flight (subject to JetBlue's phantom blackout dates).

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

First Impressions of Yosemite








I recently took a day-long roadtrip to Yosemite National Park. I've never been there before, so I was quite excited to see it in person. My only exposure to the park prior to the visit was from an impressive Ansel Adams photography exhibit in Boston a few years back. Ever since then I've had an itch to see it in person.

The four hour drive there from Cupertino was interesting because the landscape changed so quickly. I got to see parts of California I haven't seen before--and realized that the majority of California east of the bay area smells like fertilizer.

When we arrived at one of the main gates, the entrance fee was $20 per car. It felt a bit awkward to hand a $20 out the window and be handed a map and tickets. It felt like I had entered an amusement park.

That feelng didn't go away as we drove along the loop in the valley. There were tourists everywhere (the irony, of course, is that I am one, too). So even if you'd wait ten minutes to take a picture and get the lighting just right, a busload of geriatrics would just slowly wander across the field and graze.

The park felt almost too manicured and accessible. While there is virtue in policies that ask visitors to stay on one path (and not disturb the wildlife), it really takes away from the experience if you are waltzing through an asphalt walkway in the middle of the wilderness.

I think the main problem was that I was in the valley, which is obviously much more developed than other areas. But to be honest, no encounter with tourists could overshadow what the park has to offer. It was good to see the more "touristy" things. The next time I'll go, I'll head up north and do some hiking instead.