Who The Hell Keeps Moving My Area Rug?
Every three days I move my area rug near the center of an open area near my closet doors and, inexplicably, every three days it ends up shoved under the closet door:
This thing moves like a foot and a half! I have a sneaking suspicion that someone is moving it on purpose and screwing with me. I've narrowed it down to two suspects.
4 comments:
fuckin willie
This aggression will not stand.
I swear I caught the cookie monster move your rug. I tried to stop him, but he beat me senseless thereafter. All I remember is with each punch, he screamed, "One! Two! Coooookieeee!"
i agree with mac.
I think the bastard that is responsible for your moving rug also must commute to Sacramento just to fuck with the one in my Apt. I swear I put it back in its place once a week. I have reason to believe it maybe the cookie monster, as said rug is shag and purple. I think he does dirty things to it.....ewwwww.
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