10 Fashion Accessories I Can Definitely Pull Off

1. Harness double-shoulder gun holster
2. Fitted Jedi robe with an iPod Shuffle clipped to it
3. A tinted aviator-style monacle
4. Adamantium pocket watch
5. Pompous t-shirt that says, "Yea, I've heard of that band, too"
6. Albino contact lenses
7. Suspenders
8. Leather portfolio embroidered with the Decepticons logo
9. Puma on a leash
10. Permanent over-the-shoulder harmonica holder