Language Alert: "Son" is the new "Bitch"

Reminiscent of the rampant overuse of the phrase "bling-bling," it's time to lay to rest the common sentence end-cap "bitch." As reluctant as I am to blame him for anything, Dave Chapelle has single-handedly exhausted this phrase of its cultural cache, most notably when he said, "I'm Rick James, bitch" and also while impersonating Samuel L. Jackson.

Therefore, it is time to proclaim that "son" is the new "bitch."

You don't think I have the power to do that? Well, too bad; it's already done.

That's right, son.