Tuesday, November 07, 2006

10 Ways to Spice Up Midterm Elections

  1. More special effects in campaign ads.
  2. Corporate sponsored election officers, from Hooters.
  3. Oil, filter, lube while you wait (6-cylinders extra, plus recycling fee).
  4. House music at the polling station.
  5. No Republicans or Democrats.
  6. Unlimited salad, soup, and breadsticks for just $5.99.
  7. Polling stations inside of Fry's Electronics.
  8. Automatic buy-in to the World Series of Poker Main Event.
  9. Poll Tax.
  10. Automatic renewal of your driver's license when you vote.

1 comment:

Kimiko said...

You are a funny man. Thanks for a good laugh! Okay, now I'm going to try to post this, even tho' I can't really make out the word!