5 Resolutions for the Rainy Season

1. Avoid awkward eye contact with female classmates by replacing my umbrella's nylon sheath in private.
2. Remind Apple that offering a music player in "red" is not as seismic a shift in the portable audio player market as they think it is.
3. Finally finish the last three episodes of Kieslowski's "The Decalouge"
4. Renew my campaign against the term "pussy poppin" in any rap song.
5. Attempt to read more than 35% of the Economist in any given week.