DeathStare (2007)

McDonald's - How Low Can You Go?

This advertisment is brilliant on so many levels, though what I like most of all is that the kid is eating apple slices.

10 Real Facebook Applications That Force Me To Rethink Humanity

1. Friends For Sale!
   By Alexander Le and Siqi Chen
   Buy and sell your friends as pets! You can make your pets poke, send gifts, or just show off for you. Make money as a shrewd pets investor or as a hot commodity! Friends for Sale is the bees knees!
   
   
2. OMG! It's Amitabh Bachchan
   By Katha Films LLC
   Can’t get enough of the legendary icon of Indian Cinema, Mr. Amitabh Bachchan, the Shahenshah of India’s Hindi film industry? You can take the Big B fan meter challenge, a series of questions, that a true Bollywood fan would know!
   
   
3. Bathroom Stall Vandalism
   By Michael Lubarsky and Anatoly Lubarsky
   Bathroom Stall Vandalism - BSV. Write anything you want in your own virtual bathroom. Leave writings ANONYMOUSLY on friends bathroom walls. It may be love letter, freestyle battles or whatever comes in mind just like in real life.
   
   
4. My Dances
   By Janet Yan and Chris
   This application puts a box on your profile page that lets you display which dances you know and your own self-assessment for each dance! Happy Dancing!
   
   
5. Burp Club
   By fiwuz
   The Burp Club lets you send a burp to your friends. Share your gas and have fun. See what the top smells are that people are burping so you can burp them too. Burpety Burpety Burp! Egg and garlic are some popular smells. Yum.
   
   
6. Don't send me nationalist posts please
   By Dogukan Deniz
   this application aims to warn other people not to send you nationalist posts.
   
   
7. I am Spartacus
   By Dave
   Join with your fellow facebook users and declare I AM SPARTACUS
   
   
8. I love Cupcakes.
   By William Lee
   Do you love cupcakes? Do your friends love cupcakes? Give your friend a cupcake with this fun and delicious application!
   
   
9. Which Olsen Twin Are You?
   By Katherine Barcsay and Tomas Lin
   Ever stayed up late at night wondering which Olsen Twin you are? Do you have the grace of an Ashley or the not-eating-ness of a Mary Kate? Find out in this very scientific and important quiz...
   
   
10. Grenade Battle
    By Adam Cox
    Throw Grenades at your friends and blow them up. Start a Grenade Battle! Become a war hero. See who the top 10 Soldiers are. See who the top 10 Wounded are.

10 Phrases To Avoid In Life

1. "She's how old?"
2. "Tell me about your iPhone."
3. "Is this habit-forming?"
4. " . . . Donald Trump . . . "
5. "Don't sass me, woman."
6. "So it's just a minor incision?"
7. "I think it's because subconsciously I . . ."
8. "No, your Honor, I was just thinking of a joke that's all."
9. "Oh snap."
10. "I could go for some Round Table pizza."

To Swear or not to Swear

So even though I passed the CA Bar Exam, I'm still not officially licensed to practice because I need to be sworn in. And to my surprise, a swearing-in ceremony does not involve a Judge lobbing obscenities at us as a group. In fact, its a big boring event.

Fortunately (or unfortunately), all of the swearing-in ceremonies in the Bay Area occur the week of Dec. 3 when I will be in Boston for trial.

Does anyone know of any ceremonies outside of this week? If I can't find one, I think I'll go to a notary public and have them sign off on it.

I'm Not Sure If I Passed the CA Bar Exam.

I've been in Boston for a week at trial. I was supposed to fly out this morning at 8:00am, but a partner at my firm pulled some strings and got me a flight out Sunday instead so I could spend the weekend in Boston relaxing.

Well, the one drawback is that the California Bar Exam results came out today. I wrote down my "Applicant Number" but apparently forgot to write down my "File Number." I save all of my e-mail from the State Bar, but its not listed in any of them. It's not even listed in a receipt or any of my applications. I called up the State Bar and they said they can't give me that information.

So I need to basically wait until Sunday to find out if I passed. Argh.

"Not a game, not a game, but we're talking about Practice."

So I've gone and become a lawyer. This isn't law school anymore, folks. No more unfocused, pointless conversations with endless series of ridiculous questions. This is not a game, not a game. We're talking about Practice.

Coming to Terms

I've been working for two weeks. It still feels strange to have been in school my entire life, and then one Monday, start a whole new era. I certainly don't feel like an adult; I play too many videogames still.

Generally the learning curve for a new associate is fairly steep--and steeper as the firm gets smaller--but my transition to full time practice has been quite smooth because of the time I spent at my firm as a summer associate.

I know a lot of law students who lounged around in Manhattan or L.A.,, spent $60 a meal, and occassionally generated some work product for an assignment ginned up to keep summer associates in high spirits. My firm didn't try to kill me, but they made us put in an honest day's work. If I wanted more work or to be put on a special assignment, they were flexible. Something must be working when you find yourself asking to do more work simply because you find the work interesting and enjoy working with your team.

There were a few nights during my summer where I was up late because of an ultra-short deadline, and my friends kept telling me that I shouldn't have to work that hard as a summer associate. But you know what, it was so much more realistic and rewarding than if I had just skated by. Discovering early on that litigation has a frightfully unpredictable schedule gave me a more complete picture of the kind of personal committment it takes to be effective at this job.

To have come to terms with this two years ago is priceless.

An Aside on Technology

So as you know from virtually all of my previous posts, technology plays an important role in my life. So if you don't like technology, then ignore the rest of this post. Yes, yes, I'm a dork. I mean, , I'm a patent lawyer so I'm pretty sure that any argument to the contrary is an uphill battle. Accept my dorkness and move on.

Amazingly, the most difficult part of adjusting to my job had nothing to do with the work that was expected of me; it was getting all of the IT properly set up in my office and at home.

To me, there's nothing more disorienting than to use a computer you've never used and access an array of document management systems that are less than intuitive. Luckily the IT people were nice enough to give me administrator access to my computer and I was able to make a few improvements. I also immediately got one of those adjustable keyboard trays installed under my desk and swapped out the keyboard and mouse with ones from home that don't suck.

The most satisfying upgrade to the office computer was setting up a dual monitor system, which is INVALUABLE for any lawyer. If you don't have one set up yet, do it. You won't go back. If you're going to spend hours in front of your desk staring at various documents, you may as well enjoy the experience. I'm using my two Samsung 19" LCD monitors that I bought about six years ago. They still look fantastic and, hopefully, will serve me well for another six years (or more).

The biggest advantage of bringing two LCD monitors from home is needing to buy two replacements for my home system. This is something I've been itching to do for awhile.

I did some research and found the Gateway FPD2485W (just rolls off the tounge doesn't it?). At first I really wanted another Samsung because I've had such good luck with it. Dell was also a great alternative because they have the same internal components as Samsung displays. One of the major drawbacks with Samsung displays is that they are hopelessly lacking in additional features. For example, they don't have any USB ports or additional inputs. And with prices equal to or higher than the competition, functionality will always trump the trusted brand name.

When I went to Fry's I saw Gateway's 24" monitor and was amazed at how vibrant the colors looked in comparison to the Samsung that was right next to it. The Gateway gives you a lot of bang for your buck. It has: (1) Analog VGA; (2) Digital DVI with HDCP support; (3) HDMI; (4) 2 Component inputs; (5) S-Video; (6) 4-port USB hub; and (7) picture-in-picture. And with the reviews confirming that the quality of the monitor was on par with the competition, I went ahead and bought two of them.

Over the air HDTV (through my computer's TV tuner) looks absolutely stunning. The wide aspect ratio (1920x1200) makes videogames come alive, and also gives you more than enough screen real estate for documents, email, and various task panes without anything feeling cramped. The LCD can rotate 90 degrees, but as with my last set of LCDs, I don't think I'll ever use this feature.

I recommend this monitor to anyone in the market. It also doubles as a full 1080p HDTV, so you may as well kill two birds with one stone.

Chapter 2

But monitors aside, things are really starting to come together for me. I've felt this nagging sense of suspension the last few years, as if everything in life was temporary or arbitrary in some way. And while that's still true in an existential way, I can at least get some joy in establishing some kind of rhythm in life.

Now, if only litigation would let me hold on to that rhythm . . .

10 Harbingers of Domestication

1. The afternoon crowd at Pier 1 Imports doesn't get my "Whatever Happened to Minkus?" t-shirt.
   
2. Lack of health insurance is starting to become an issue.
   
3. Pewter.
   
4. Realizing I need one of those spoon-holders for my stovetop.
   
5. Entertaining the possiblity of purchasing an extended warranty.
   
6. Watching the San Diego Chargers reminds me that I need serving trays.
   
7. Microsoft Exchange.
   
8. Ron Popeil is starting to make a lot more sense.
   
9. Circuit City.
   
10. I put Mercury on my list.

The JetBlue Card from American Express - Your Recipe for Success

STEP 1: Bend over.

STEP 2: Charge a mere $20,000.00 on your card.

STEP 3: Enjoy one free round-trip flight (subject to JetBlue's phantom blackout dates).

First Impressions of Yosemite

I recently took a day-long roadtrip to Yosemite National Park. I've never been there before, so I was quite excited to see it in person. My only exposure to the park prior to the visit was from an impressive Ansel Adams photography exhibit in Boston a few years back. Ever since then I've had an itch to see it in person.

The four hour drive there from Cupertino was interesting because the landscape changed so quickly. I got to see parts of California I haven't seen before--and realized that the majority of California east of the bay area smells like fertilizer.

When we arrived at one of the main gates, the entrance fee was $20 per car. It felt a bit awkward to hand a $20 out the window and be handed a map and tickets. It felt like I had entered an amusement park.

That feelng didn't go away as we drove along the loop in the valley. There were tourists everywhere (the irony, of course, is that I am one, too). So even if you'd wait ten minutes to take a picture and get the lighting just right, a busload of geriatrics would just slowly wander across the field and graze.

The park felt almost too manicured and accessible. While there is virtue in policies that ask visitors to stay on one path (and not disturb the wildlife), it really takes away from the experience if you are waltzing through an asphalt walkway in the middle of the wilderness.

I think the main problem was that I was in the valley, which is obviously much more developed than other areas. But to be honest, no encounter with tourists could overshadow what the park has to offer. It was good to see the more "touristy" things. The next time I'll go, I'll head up north and do some hiking instead.

Moto Q9m Review (Verizon Wireless)

Verizon recently released Motorola's Moto Q9m smartphone, a long-awaited update to the original Q. I purchased the Q9m and have used it for two weeks. Here’s a detailed review that I hope will help anyone looking to buy this smartphone.

Ground Rules:

At the outset, I promise to the reader to refrain from using the term "iPhone-Killer" for the duration of this review. Every damn professional technology reviewer throws this term around like they are waiting for a messiah. I’ll also refrain from using the term because the Q9m does not qualify.

Choosing Verizon:

The single most important factor in choosing any phone is choosing the underlying network.

I have had Verizon Wireless since early 2000 and I have always been happy with my service. The Q9m, however, is my first smartphone, so I cannot really give you a comprehensive assessment of how fast Verizon is to other data networks.

I was seriously considering a number of other service providers. I had bad luck with AT&T in the past, so I wanted to stay away from them. And from the myriad of iPhone reviews lamenting AT&T’s slow data network, I just didn’t want to get involved. T-Mobile is a good option, but all of my family and close friends are on Verizon, so free IN-Network calling was a selling point for me personally.

A quick word about Sprint’s SERO (Sprint Employee Referral Offer). This is a heavily discounted voice and data plan that offers unlimited data for a very good price. You can Google search “Sprint Sero” and find a referral e-mail address to sign yourself up. But for me, I’ve heard enough horror stories about Sprint and its service in New York and Boston that I was scared away. My friend just signed up for Sprint’s SERO plan and has said that in Long Island at least, the service has been good without any dropped calls. For more info, visit Sprint SERO.

Verizon offers a “New Every Two” plan, which is another big selling point for me. Basically it means they’ll give you $100 off any new phone when you resign with them. Apart from the $100 credit, the real advantage is that Verizon offers you the upgrade three months before your original contract expires. Why is this important? Let me throw some numbers at you.

My original contract was signed on December 15, 2005. At the time I purchased a Motorola RAZR V3c, the first RAZR offered by Verizon. Technically I am under contract until December 15, 2007, but Verizon let me upgrade on September 15, 2007 (three months early). So not only do I have a new phone at a $100.00 discount three months early, my resigning date is now September 15, 2007, which means I can upgrade again as early as June 15, 2009.

The point of all of this is that in the long run, I can upgrade more often and also shorten the duration of my contracts without having to pay any penalties. Do yourself a favor, mark your calendars right now when you’re eligible to upgrade. I know a lot of people that wait indefinitely; all you’re doing by waiting on upgrading is prolonging how long (in the future) you are going to be held captive by the contract.

Verizon’s services for smartphones are divided into two major groups: (1) Blackberry and (2) non-Blackberry. I obviously chose the non-Blackberry group. Within this group, there are a number of options for how many anytime minutes you want. Like any regular Verizon voice plan, it includes nights and weekends (9:00pm) and IN Network calling (quite useful).

The other major option is if you want unlimited text messaging. I don’t really text all that often. On a heavy month, I’ll probably only use 20 text messages, so I’d much rather pay per message than fork over an extra $20.00 a month. Thus, the plan I signed up for was “PDA/Smartphone America’s Choice Email.” This plan starts at $79.99 with 450 minutes. I estimate that with working full-time, I will be using my phone more often. So I opted instead for 900 minutes at $99.99. Unlimited data is included. This includes dial-up networking, but does NOT include using your phone as a broadband modem (please see the “Tethering” section later on).

Selecting a Phone:

Verizon offers a few smartphones, and I was deciding between the original Q, the Q9m, and Blackberry’s 8830 Worldphone. I think worldwide usage is not that important to me anymore because I tend to visit the Middle East and Pakistan a lot. I just returned from there and realized that I could buy a basic phone with a month’s worth of minutes for a total of 15 dollars. So why would I even want to bother with any American company’s international billing rates?

So in reality, the fact that Verizon generally only has CDMA phones doesn’t worry me all that much. While it would be nice to just pick up a SIM card in Pakistan and pop it into my phone, Verizon’s site is quite vague in detailing what kinds of SIM cards you could use in the Blackberry worldphone. It is just not worth the headache for me.

This left the Q and the Q9m. They’ve very similar, except the original Q sports Windows Mobile 5.0 versus the Q9m’s Windows Mobile 6.0. The major issue for me was the price difference.

Price:

Fortunately, Verizon has heavily subsidized the Q9m. The base 2-year contract price is $299.99 not including a $50.00 mail-in rebate and a standard $100.00 online discount. This means DO NOT BUY YOUR PHONE AT A LOCAL VERIZON STORE; they charge more for the phones, don’t offer online discounts, and often include smaller mail-in rebates.

In addition to the rebates, Verizon gave me a $100.00 credit for the “New Every Two” bonus, which makes the Q9m a total of $49.99. I don’t have to tell you this, but that price is impressive.
On to the phone itself!

Integration:

Everyone has different needs in a phone. I need mine primarily for work, but also to be able to check my e-mail on a regular basis. For work, we use an Exchange server for contact management, e-mail, tasks, and most importantly, calendars/scheduling. So, compatibility and integration with Exchange is the number one priority for me.

Decent battery life is a must. Moreover, I wanted a phone that didn’t force me to use some proprietary connectors, forcing me to purchase all new adapters and such. The Q9m has a simple mini-USB interface, which is the same as my previous RAZR. This means I can keep all of my existing wall/auto chargers. I will talk more on battery life below.

I will also be reusing my Bluetooth headset, Motorola’s HS850. The headset is a few years old, but works well. Money saved.

The Q9m supports Bluetooth stereo-headsets, but I’m not sure why I want an expensive set of headphones that I need to charge, drain my battery, and have poor sound quality. Yawwwn.

Document Management:

Another major requirement is that my phone must be able to download, view, and EDIT Microsoft Office documents. I don’t need to edit PDFs, but viewing them is essential as well. The two main contenders here is Microsoft’s Mobile Office and DataViz’s Documents To Go, which I used on my Palm Pilot in high school.

Motorola decided to go with Documents To Go, so that satisfies my needs – well, sort of.

Only Documents To Go version 3.0 supports viewing and editing Office 2007 documents. Motorola, cheaped out and shipped the Q9m with version 2.0 (build 243), which will not open or edit Office 2007 documents. You can upgrade to Documents to Go Premium version 3.0, which costs $29.99.

This upgrade might be a good investment depending on your workflow. However, I am going to wait because most people who use Office 2007 save their documents in the legacy “Office 97-2003 Document” format. So for now, I’m going to sit tight.

Let There Be Mediocre Multimedia Features!

Now apparently the “m” in “Q9m” stands for multimedia; or at least that is the way it is being marketed. This is shortsighted for two reasons: (1) business users get the impression that this is a lightweight device; and (2) this device offers little advances in terms of multimedia.

V-Cast Music:

The Q9m has all the basic multimedia features that most PDAs have, including some form of media player. Verizon is touting V-Cast Music, its horrendous music service. The Q9m supports V-Cast Music, but will not support the upcoming TV services offered by Verizon. But to be fair, I don’t really care about either service because I’m not paying for music I already own, especially not at $2.00 a track.

Unprotected MP3s:

Fortunately I can easily drag any of my pre-existing MP3 collection onto the phone using Windows Media Player. The sync process for MP3s, videos, and pictures is fairly seamless and uneventful, and Windows Media Player converted video files automatically when necessary. I am generally not a fan of Windows Media Player, but the experience was not terrible and everything seemed to work as it should.

I especially like how the phone shows up as a “Mobile Device” in Windows Explorer. I can manually navigate the phone’s directory structure and drop files according to my own needs.

And it gets even better, the Q9m is supported by my media player of choice: MediaMonkey (www.mediamonkey.com). I can simply drag and drop all of my MP3s and playlists with ease.

Subscription-Based MP3s:

The Q9m does not support subscription-based protected music. I tried to upload a track from Yahoo! Music, my subscription service. Yahoo!’s service uses Microsoft’s platform called “PlayForSure.” This is a bummer, but a slight bummer.

Streaming Media:

So all the rage these days is getting streaming TV, music videos, and music. But at $4.00 for one music video? Verizon can kiss my ass.

Want a good free solution? Use Orb. I’ve been using it for a few years and it is generally useful, though a bit buggy at times. Orb installs a utility on your desktop or laptop. All you do is select what media you’d like to share (movies, music videos, TV tuners, music, photos, documents) and you can simply log in via your PDA or laptop to stream your content. You also have the choice to share this media with other users, but I prefer to keep access limited.

Unfortunately, live television through my TV tuner cards is quite buggy and re-buffers constantly. On the other hand, streaming pre-recorded media on my hard drive works very well. I was impressed with the sound quality of the streamed music too, which I think is Orb’s best feature. The only catch is that you need one computer that is on all the time. Definitely give it a try even if you don’t have a PDA and just want to access the media on your home computer at work.

Removable Storage:

The Q9m has miniSD slot that supports up to 4GB of memory. I purchased the 4GB card from Sandisk from Verizon for 79.99.

Verizon does not have it’s nomenclature straight. On the box it refers to a “miniSD” slot, but the main piece of storage is an absolutely tiny (1/4 of a postage stamp) “MicroSD HC” card that comes with an adapter for “MicroSD.” There is also an adapter that says “MicroSD to SD Adapter” but it’s actually a “MicroSD HC to SD Adapter.” It’s not terribly difficult to figure it out once you see the adapters, but what genius named this stuff? Is MiniSD and MicroSD the same thing technically?

The memory cards work just fine. Loading pictures, music, and video was effortless, maybe just slightly slower than my USB 2.0 hard drives. Once loaded onto the Q9m, the songs and videos played immediately and without much lag. However, if I am listening to a song or watching a video while I surf the web, the content in Windows Media Player 10 Mobile tends to skip. This is more indicative of an underpowered processor than slow memory.

The unit in general does seem slightly sluggish when you’re playing media, but for me, the media performance isn’t exactly top priority. So although cNET is right in suggesting that the machine is slightly underpowered, I actually would trade off a more powerful processor for more battery life.

What Headphone Jack?

A major drawback for a phone that touts itself as a “multimedia” phone is that it does not have a standard 3.5mm headphone jack. So now I have to lug around a 2.5mm to 3.5mm adapter to listen to music with my headphones. It would be a good idea to keep one adapter ($9.99 from Verizon) in your car so you can play MP3s through the car stereo.

One of the most annoying things about the 2.5mm to 3.5mm adapter is that one side is a male 2.5mm connector (which goes into the phone) and the other is a male 3.5mm connector. So, if you want to use your headphones, cassette modulators, or FM modulators you’ll also need a coupler that has two-3.5mm female connectors.

This isn’t a giant disappointment because phones have always had 2.5mm connectors, but it is an example of how this so-called multimedia phone is just a regular smartphone with a crappy advertising campaign.

Sound Quality:

The Q9m’s integrated dual stereo speakers are surprisingly robust (for a phone anyway). The speakers is loud but don’t distort the sound the way most phones do. And despite the 2.5mm to 3.5mm headphone converter and the coupler, sound through my headphones matches my iPod Nano, although the volume is slightly lower with the Q9m.

The Q9m sounds phenomenal on my car stereo using a cheap cassette tape modulator. The high and mid ranges are reproduced crisply, although the lower frequencies are a little too strong (so I had to turn down my subwoofer). The Q9m sounds significantly better than my Nano in my car. I’m quite impressed.

Cameraphones:

A number of reviewers on the net have complained that the Q9m has a 1.3 megapixel camera, which wasn’t upgraded from the original Q.

Pardon me but I’m going to go on a mini rant. . . I can’t care less about how many megapixels this built-in camera has. In fact, I’d rather that my phone did not have a built-in camera at all because all they do is waste space and suck power.

I am continually astounded when someone pulls out a cell phone and goes, “Check out this 2 megapixel camera!”

Three responses: (1) the camera still takes piece of shit pictures because it is a CAMERAPHONE; (2) The 2-megapixel FujiFilm FinePix I bought in 1999 is infinitely better than any of these pieces of junk; and (3) who in their right minds think that a 2-megapixel camera is going to make obsolete the need for a standalone camera? Did anyone at Motorola read news about how the market for dSLRs is flourishing and will hit record highs next year? Listen up, ditch the cameraphones and give me a little more internal memory and battery life.

Accessories In the Box:

The Q9m comes with standard accessories. There is a useless sleeve so tight that you’ll miss your call by the time you get the phone out.

There is a standard AC wall adapter that has a mini-USB connector. As noted earlier, this is the same unit shipped with my RAZR. The unit also comes with one storage media card, though I am sure it is a paltry 32mb.

Also included is a standard USB to mini-USB cable. A few reviewers have stated that you cannot charge your phone using this cable, but this is not true. I use my laptop to charge my phone regularly. There is also one useless quickstart guide, and two CD-ROMS. One CD is for VZAccess Manager and another is for Microsoft ActiveSync. More on these applications later.

Battery Power and Performance:

The standard battery (Model BT61) is 1170 mAh. I purchased the extended battery (Model BT91, $49.99) which is 1840 mAh and comes with a battery door because the battery protrudes from the unit. The battery does make the phone a bit thicker, but I actually like it because it makes the Q9m a lot easier to hold.

With normal usage (checking email automatically every 10 minutes, mild surfing for directions, checking hotmail four or five times a day, 60 minutes of calling per day, Bluetooth on, and vibrate and ring on), I got four and a half days without having to recharge the extended battery. I highly recommend this extended battery to anyone purchasing this phone.

I am not sure how long the standard battery lasts because I haven’t used it yet. I would venture a guess that it would last 3 days with the same usage.

Device Design:

The Q9m has stunning build-quality. It does not feel flimsy or cheaply put together. The red accents are fine, but don’t really sway me one way or another. In fact, all “cool” colors really do is date your phone more quickly.

The Q9m looks a lot like the original Q except a few of the buttons have been rearranged. With the standard battery, the unit measures 4.6" (H) x 2.6" (W) x 0.47" (D) and 4.76 ounces. The phone feels light and is ultra thin, but feels a little awkward in my hand. However, with the extended battery, the backside of the phone grows by 5/16”. This added thickness makes the phone quite comfortable to hold in the palm of my hand. In addition, it makes it less tiring to type on the enhanced QWERTY keyboard.

Keyboard and Thumbwheel:

The keyboard is fantastic. The original Q’s keyboard seemed a little slippery to me, but the Q9m features a textured keyboard. I feel sure that I am pressing the key I intended. The keys offer great tactile feedback, with enough tension when you press a button and enough spring when you let go. The keys are also easy to read with the backlit keys.

The 9Qm features a smart backlighting feature that uses a light sensor to determine whether to turn the backlight on or off. I disabled this feature because I found the feature too sensitive in general. I’m sure I could adjust it, but with great battery life, I opted to just have the backlighting turn off automatically after 10 seconds.

The phone features a thumbwheel, though I hardly use it. I find myself using the five-way keypad in the center of the phone instead. Like the keyboard, the keypad is responsive as opposed to the thumbwheel, which has an awkward click movement similar to the scroll wheel on some computer mice. I cannot find any settings to make the wheel more or less sensitive. For people who want a thumbwheel, the option is there, so I can’t fault Motorola for giving consumers options on how to navigate (i.e., it did not commit Apple’s cardinal sin).

One mild annoyance is that the number keys are mixed in with the letter keys, so it takes some getting used to. I noticed that none of the number keys have the standard letters that show up on most telephone buttons. That means if someone tells you to call 1-800-Go-Fedex, you’re out of luck. I actually recall a passenger a few weeks back who had a Blackberry who asked me to if he could see the keys on my regular cell phone so that he could call the airline that had cancelled his flight.

Anyone know how to dial using letters? Very mild annoyance.

Display:

The unit features a 2.4” color TFT display at 320x240 pixels. The screen is bright and the text is legible, with several options to increase text size (including uber-large characters for people with visual disabilities). Most importantly, the screen is easily viewable in direct sunlight, even with ultra-dark sunglasses. The display isn’t stunning, but it does exactly what it is supposed to do. No huge surprises here.

Activation:

If you are upgrading from an existing contract, Verizon lets you activate your phone online, which is a huge time-saver. Out of the box, it took me about seven minutes to activate the phone.

Bluetooth Setup:

Setting up my Bluetooth headset was simple. I just enabled Bluetooth on the Q9m and hit “search.” It recognized the headset and I typed in a pairing code, which I had to look up on the manufacturer’s support page (hint, it’s probably 0000).

Getting the unit connected to my notebook (HP DV2000t) was a tad trickier, but not impossible. It is relatively easy to drag MP3s into the “My Ringtones” folder on the phone and transfer media. However, this only connects to the phone’s paltry 52.36MB internal memory. I can’t access the phone’s 4GB media card via Bluetooth, unfortunately.

I also cannot use ActiveSync with Bluetooth. There is theoretically support for it, but it has been a nightmare of trial and error, and I still cannot get the COM ports set up properly. For the meantime, I’m using the USB cable to sync my calendar, contacts, tasks, and files.

ActiveSync:


For a flaghship synchronization utility, Microsoft’s ActiveSync 4.5.0 (build 5096) is lacking in features and support. The program is generally unresponsive, and hangs from time to time. But after you get all the setup kinks worked out, it all I do is plug the phone in and a little while later, everything is synchronized.

You have the option to sync email, contacts, tasks, calendars, and files (there is support for Microsoft OneNote as well). One annoyance is that when AutoSync searches for changes, it causes Outlook to stall for about 10 seconds every few minutes.

My friend is using ActiveSync for Windows Vista and says a number of features available in XP are missing on Vista. This seems odd because the software itself doesn’t have many features to start out with.

Navigation and Interface:


We will dispense first with the Q9m’s highly advertised “Exclusive Multimedia Home Screen.” This is, without a doubt, the most ill-conceived home screen I have ever seen. The iPod Shuffle has a better visual interface than the Q9m.

For starters, none of the buttons are labeled properly and there are not descriptions on the screen (tooltips, etc.) of what any of the buttons do. The icons are arranged in a circle, which makes navigating using a directional pad an adventure because nothing is intuitive. It took me a total of two minutes to fully appreciate just how bad the home screen was. Fortunately, the phone (unlike earlier Verizon cell phones) allows you to turn off the terrible interface and switch to the standard Windows Mobile interface.


The Q9m comes with Microsoft Windows Mobile 6.0, so the basic interface should be familiar to most of you. Like most Microsoft products, the interface is fairly simple, but has the standard number of annoying quirks. Fortunately, there are alternate ways of navigating, third-party hacks, or registry tweaks so that overcome most problems.

One of the most glaring oversights is the absence of a command to erase multiple contacts at the same time. This was a major problem for me when ActiveSync decided to duplicate all of my contacts, one with “Last Name, First Name” and the other “First Name Last Name.” Erasing 250 contacts by hand took 50 minutes and when ActiveSync duplicated all of my contacts a second time, I simply hard-reset the phone, which erased all of my settings. Beware, get all of your shit in order before you sync your phone for the first time. Once your contacts are properly loaded onto the phone, the integration between the phone book, call log, email, and SMS are intuitive and well thought out.

One of the things I really like about the phonebook is that it pulls my contacts from Outlook. Normally I use “Categories” in Outlook to make manageable groups of contacts, but for some reason, the phonebook on the Q9m will not sort by Category. Instead, it can only sort by “Company,” so I was forced to manually enter in the name of the Category into the Company field. Again, this is a pain in the ass that could have been solved by a programmer with half a brain (who uses that half a brain).

Adding pictures to my contacts adds a great touch. I first add a picture to a contact in Outlook. This can be quite daunting, but it is very manageable since many of my contacts are on social networks like Facebook. There is one application called “Fonebook” that compares your Outlook and Facebook contacts, and pulls their Facebook photos, Facebook URLs, and birthdays, updating your address book in Outlook automatically. The interface is kind of clunky, but I really only had to use it once. I also took the time to enter in small pictures for the businesses I call, which adds a nice professional touch. Google image search is invaluable for this task.

The phone comes with a decent number of themes, though most are fairly boring and don’t offer great contrast. I don’t know what programmers are thinking when they load default wallpapers that are so busy that there is no way in hell anyone can read anything on the screen with it. Use your head you tools!

Call Quality:

Like every Verizon phone I have had for the past 6 years, the call quality is fantastic. The people I call report that I come in with a clear voice and with decent volume. And all of my incoming calls can be heard clearly. I thought that holding this PDA during calls would feel awkward, but I actually find it more comfortable to use than my RAZR, which was very thin.

The incoming volume is a little low on my Bluetooth headset, but this is a headset problem, not a problem with the phone.

The integrated speakerphone is pleasantly sensitive, so I don’t need to hold the phone up near my mouth nor do I need to scream into my phone (like someone riding the Long Island Rail Road).

One of the drawbacks with having your entire contact list in your phone is that—for the purposes of voice activated dialing—you must say the full name of the contact. I thought saying full names would be a problem, but the built in voice recognition engine is very accurate.

There is also voice-activated digit dialing, which can be enabled after a two-minute training session where you repeat a set of numbers. Voice-activated dialing is a life-saver when I’m driving and using my Bluetooth headset. Most Bluetooth phones have it, so if you haven’t given it a chance, try it out.

Mobile Internet:

The Q9m comes bundled with Internet Explorer Mobile, which is generally regarded as sluggish. At least from my own experience, most of the speed problems were related to the strength of my signal, not the browser.

Navigation is pretty rudimentary, but functional. I think the main factor in whether someone likes a mobile browser is what one’s personal needs are. A lot of people are up in arms that a browser doesn’t completely recreate a real webpage with fully functional Java, etc. etc. I really don’t care all that much because I’m not using the device to surf the web. Instead, I want the device for basic searching, e-mail access, mapping, traffic, discovering local points of interest, movie times, sports scores, and weather.

I gave Opera Mobile Beta a try, but it says my login information for Hotmail is incorrect. I haven’t really noticed any major differences in load times, except that Opera crashed my phone when trying to load up a picture on my blog. I haven’t used Opera enough to give you an opinion on it, however, so I’ll be testing it out for a few more weeks. I will say that IE seems to work fine.


I highly recommend Microsoft’s Live Search, which is a free bundle of small search utilities that are very well integrated. I think it has a better interface than Yahoo! and Google’s offerings. I especially like Microsoft’s LiveMaps, which is easy to navigate and is legible at all zoom levels.

While I am on the subject of mapping, be aware that the Q9m does NOT have built-in GPS. This is a bit of a disappointment because turn-by-turn directions might be useful from time to time. But looking at what Verizon charges for this basic service, I’ll stick to the GPS unit in my car or just do a quick mobile search from time to time. No big deal.

Tethering:

Tethering is the ability to use your mobile phone as a broadband modem for your laptop. Verizon has generally been stingy with devices capable of tethering, so it astounds me that Verizon is not pushing the tethering features for the Q9m more. Tethering is my main answer to the limits of mobile web browsing. If I want to surf the web, I’d be much happier just plugging in my Q9m to my laptop and enjoying a proper experience.

What seems almost inexplicable is that Verizon’s website makes no mention of how much tethering costs. From the way it is laid out, it suggests that you must sign up for something called “BroadBand Access,” which is one of those PCMCIA cards for your laptop. The problem is that “BroadBand Access” costs around $70.00/month.

Wouldn’t it be a no-brainer for Verizon to advertise that tethering the Q9m is an additional $15.00 a month? That is a huge selling point and something that a lot of business users would love to know. But because of Verizon’s carelessness and lack of attention to detail (giant details), a lot of people just won’t know.

I was thinking of signing up for broadband access, but I am going to save my money right now. I am generally near places with WiFi access, and on the road I only want e-mail and basic web access. Thus, if I need it later on, I’ll sign up for it. Does anyone know if you can add tethering for just a month or if you’re committed to it for the duration of your contract?


The Q9m comes bundled with Verizon’s VZAccess Manager. Because I haven’t used the phone as a modem, I can’t offer a review of the software or of the data speeds. Sorry.

E-mail Solutions:

My world will soon be divided between “Work” e-mail and “Personal” e-mail and I’m not looking forward to it.

At home, I use Microsoft’s subscription service called “Outlook Live!” The service is no longer offered to new users, but it basically gives you a supercharged Hotmail account, the latest version of Outlook (2007), and Outlook Connector. Basically Outlook Live! Lets me make changes to my e-mail, contacts, tasks, and calendar items on one computer and synchronizes them automatically with my webmail and with Outlook on my notebook. So, in reality is it a personal Exchange server. This is a fabulous e-mail solution – but there’s one catch.

I was expecting to be able to have access to my e-mail, calendar, contacts, and tasks through the Q9m’s e-mail interface. But I am sadly mistaken.

Hotmail is Microsoft’s flagship e-mail solution. You would think that they offer IMAP or POP3 support for such a ubiquitous e-mail solution, but no. You would think that people who PAY FOR A SUBSCRIPTION to Outlook Live would have this option; no again. Does someone want to explain to me how a company that designs the operating system figures out a way to lock out its own e-mail platform? Ridiculous.

For the meantime, I can only check my Hotmail using Hotmail’s mobile website. This doesn’t offer me access to my calendar or tasks or give me the ability to update either on the fly. Also missing is the ability to mark multiple messages as “Read.”

For now, I’m stuck plugging in my phone to sync appointments, tasks, and contacts using ActiveSync. This is a major letdown.

The only thing that doesn’t make me want to return the phone is because I plan on integrating all of my schedule into the Exchange account offered through my firm. In fact, I want the integrated Outlook interface for work e-mail only, not personal email. Thus, in terms of calendars, tasks, and e-mail, most of the disaster is averted. But for those of you who don’t have Exchange-based solutions at your disposal, this could be a major drawback.

The bigger problem here is that this isn’t something you can fix by getting another phone. This is a problem with the lack of consumer-grade solutions for getting internet access to calendars, contacts, and tasks.

Verizon’s Wireless Sync:

Verizon offers its own e-mail solution called “Wireless Sync.” This is a service included in my dataplan, but Verizon doesn’t really do a great job of describing what it is or why you need it. When I discovered the horror of not being able to get my calendar, contacts, and tasks wirelessly, I decided to try Wireless Sync.

The setup process is a disaster because it asks for a password that doesn’t exist. Verizon insists that one exists, and sends you a text message with a temporary password. Except when you enter in the password on your phone, it says it’s incorrect. I must have had at least 6 different passwords texted to me until I tried setting up the account on my laptop instead. This worked.

The Wireless Sync setup first asked me to choose between “Corporate e-mail” or “Internet / POP3 / IMAP e-mail.” I chose the latter, which produced a puzzling set of options:

Option 1: USE OUTLOOK TO RETRIEVE MY EMAIL: Your PC must remain on, connected to the Internet, and in a condition to send/receive email with your ISP. This option also provides wireless synchronization of your Calendar, Contacts, Tasks, and Notes between your mobile device and your PC. Outlook Monitor currently supports POP3 email sources such as Verizon, Comcast, Gmail, etc.

That sounds like a mediocre option, but one that can work. But wait, Verizon gives you one more small nugget of information. Option 1 does NOT support Outlook 2007. What? Why the hell not? On to Option 2.

Option 2: RETRIEVE MY EMAIL FOR ME: The Wireless Sync server can retrieve your email for you from most POP3/IMAP email accounts. This option does not require you to leave a PC on and connected. You will not have wireless synchronization of your Calendar, Contacts, Tasks and Notes with this option, but you can synchronize this data through your cradle or cable. Yahoo! Standard, Hotmail, MSN, and Gmail are not currently supported within this access method.

What kind of e-mail solution is this? It doesn’t support synchronization of anything and it doesn’t support virtually all of the major e-mail platforms. Verizon Wireless Sync is a debacle. Don’t even bother trying it out. It also changes the entire interface of the phone.

By the way, after I ditched the setup process, Verizon kept texting me that my setup was incomplete. It sent me 14 text messages in a matter of a few hours telling me that the setup was incomplete, each of which costs me 15 cents to receive. What a shakedown!

Conclusion

Pros:

1. Exceptional build quality
2. Great price ($49.99 if resigning with Verizon)
3. Robust Verizon data network
4. Stunning keyboard texture; great tactile feedback
5. Good call quality and speakerphone
6. Phenomenal sound quality via 2.5mm jack
7. Well-integrated contact management
8. Tethering available (+$15.00/month)
9. Great battery life (with extended battery)
10. Well-integrated with Windows Media Player (also supports MediaMonkey)
11. Support for manual editing/transfers using Windows Explorer
12. Simple mini-USB interface (allows for charging via laptop)
13. Ample removable storage (up to 4GB)
14. Bluetooth file transfers not crippled by Verizon
15. Outlook compatible (sort of)

Cons:

1. No integrated support for Outlook Live!, Hotmail (i.e., Windows Live Mail)
2. Atrocious “Multimedia Home Screen”
3. Lacks 3.5mm headphone jack
4. No support for Office 2007 documents without Documents to Go 3.0 (+$29.99)
5. No support for PlayForSure, subscription-based music (protected .WMA)
6. No GPS
7. ActiveSync clunky and unresponsive
8. Verizon Wireless Sync is a complete disaster
9. Pricey data/voice plan package
10. CDMA-only

Moto Q9m - Rating 7.0 out of 10

Expresso Bookshelf Collection

I was able to find rather good-looking bookcases from Target which were in stark contrast to the one's from IKEA I've been using for awhile now. "Billy" in Swedish must mean "cheap son-of-a-bitch."

Although they look wonderful all put together and with a small lamp mounted on top of each unit, they were a real bitch to put together. And having to build four of them one after the other was dreadful.

Visiting The Pacific Northwest

Apart from discovering that drivers in Oregon don't believe in concepts like "right of way," "passing on the left" and the "speed limit," my trip to Salem, Portland, and Seattle was fantastic.

Moving To Cupertino, CA

On The Psychology of Disease:

I got back from Boston, New York, Dubai, and Karachi about two weeks ago. I did in fact contract ghiardia and campylobacter when I was in Karachi.

Before I left, my cousin in New York tried to tell me that because I was expecting to get sick before I even departed, I would probably get sick. I'm never one to downplay the importance of psychology and how a positive attitude can affect one's health -- but tell that to the doucebag cook who leaves food out for two days and then washes it with parasite-filled water. I doubt the cook really cared about the state of my psychology before I ate the chicken kabob.

Anyway, it took about two weeks for me to get better. The antibiotic metronidazole (Flagyl) is about as dreadful as my stomach virus. I think this is what they give horses if they're misbehaving.

On Cupertino, CA:

I've moved to Cupertino, CA. I lived in the area for two summers now while I worked and now I've moved here to be close to work. I'm only about three or four minutes away from work, so that should ease my mind in terms of worrying about traffic or going home.

Cupertino reminds me a lot of Long Island, both good and bad. It's a nice, calm place to live and somewhere you could raise a family, but it seems so affluent that I worry I (or, later on, my kids) might take this lifestyle for granted. I guess all I really can do is stay vigilant and make sure I stay grounded.

On the US Postal Service:

When I was in New York, I packed 11 boxes full of books from college. Each box was approximately 55lbs and I had it shipped through the US Postal Service. I used their "Media Mail" service, which is about half as expensive as regular shipping.

The US Postal Service really decided to beat the hell out of these boxes. I couldn't do this much damage unless I hit each box with an aluminum bat Casino-style for five to ten minutes.

On Hiring Movers:

When I got back from Pakistan, I had about four days to pack up my entire apartment in the Berkeley HillsI called about fifteen different moving services and virtually all of them sounded shady.

So I hired a company called "Happy Moving" for my move from Berkeley to Cupertino (in part because this was one of a dozen companies that spoke intelligible English). I negotiated a $65.00/hr rate with no fees for travelling except the hourly rate.

Two things happened. First, I kept getting calls from people who claimed to be "Happy Moving" and have a job with me, and they kept trying to increase the hourly rate. It turns out that this other company lies to people and tricks them into using their services. Needless to say they were fired.

The second thing that happened is that I realized I should have fired the real "Happy Moving" company too. Without even notifying me, they showed up almost two hours late. The truck was covered in graffiti and two guys jumped out, neither of which spoke very much English.

I asked to see licenses and insurance and they said they didn't have any. I called their "boss" and he assured me they did. Then he had the nerve to INCREASE the hourly rate AND add a $40 "gasoline fee." Needless to say I gave these guys a piece of my mind. I escorted both of them off my property and had to hire a new company for the next morning.

Even the replacement movers showed up and hour late. But once they got there, they did a decent job. So that was one huge headache solved.

On Unpacking:

I'm really going to miss my place up in the Berkeley Hills. Hell, even the movers asked me why I was leaving such a nice place. It's too bad that the commute would kill me.

Unpacking just about killed me. It took forever, but as you can see with the video I posted above, I decided to pass the time by setting up a time-lapse photo project.

I am all moved in now, though, and it feels nice to have some time to settle in and make this place feel like home.

Travelling Some More

In early-August, I went to Boston, New York, Dubai, and Karachi. I went to Pakistan for my brother's wedding and it was quite an experience. I really like the fact that I am older now and can connect with my aunts, uncles, grandparents, and cousins in a whole new way. I appreciate my family history so much more now. In fact, I was able to update my family tree substantially during my time in Karachi. We've managed to trace our ancestry for a total of 9 generations, which is pretty amazing to me. I went through old photo albums and found people that were forgotten, too. I'll post an image of the family tree in a few days.

I was in New York for another day when I got back from Karachi. Then I flew to my apartment in the Berkeley Hills and packed everything up to move to Cupertino, CA. I'm working on a longer post about moving, so more on that later.

After I moved, I flew to Oahu and then the Big Island of Hawaii. On the way back, ATA cancelled our flight and then told us there was a 19-hour delay (which eventually turned into a 25 hour delay). Luckily we forced ATA to book us a flight that same night to LAX and a connecting flight to SFO. Of course, the flight to SFO was delayed and we sat on the runway for about an hour and a half due to fog in the Bay Area.

But even when we finally arrived in SFO, we had to get our bags and then take the BART all the way to Oakland Int'l Airport, where our car was parked. That trip took another hour, followed by us having to call a shuttle to have us dropped off to the parking lot. And if that wasn't enough, we had to drive another hour down to Cupertino to get home. Surprisingly, I wasn't dead tired.

Soon I will start fasting for the holy month of Ramadhan (most likely tomorrow). I am looking forward to it this year, although the fasts are getting longer and longer each year because Muslims use the lunar calendar. When I was younger, the fasts were in the dead of summer, so it was hot and humid and the fasts would not open until 8:45pm. Then during high school and college they became amazingly short because they were in the winter. A few years back we finally jumped the daylight savings date so they end between 7:00pm and 7:45pm depending on the day.

Anyway, I'm going to be away for a few days while I take a road trip to Portland, OR with my friend Jeremy. I promise some more awesome pictures when I get back.

Capturing Kailua-Kona

I Am Away From My Computer Right Now

I Visited Lick Observatory and All I Got Was The Herpes

One of my best friends from law school (and former roommate) Willie was in town today. There wasn't much to do in South Bay and all of the movies out in the theatres completely suck. So what else would you do on a scorchingly hot day out?

Go to where it is even hotter.

We made a deceptively long trip out to University of California's Lick Observatory. It was completely desolate up there, but the drive up was worth it.

McDonald's McArabia Value Meal

Glimpse of Karachi, Pakistan

5 Things I've Experienced in Karachi

1. Record monsoon with four-foot flood water
2. My brother's wedding
3. Curious combination of excruciating diaherrea and horrendous constipation
4. Long-term effects of a diet based on 65% soda
5. An August 14 Independence Day celebration uncannily similar to Mad-Max

Victory! -- Rhodia R18000 Classic Blank Writing Pad

Thanks to my friend Jeremy who suggested I visit "Artist and Craftsman Supply" in Downtown Berkeley, my quest to find a high-quality blank writing pad is over.

When I started to describe to the two clerks at the counter what I was looking for, one of them smiled and immediately blurted out "Rhodia." Both of them were totally cool with me not knowing the specifics, which only confirms my observation that art store-clerks are MUCH nicer than bicycle store-clerks (want independent confirmation? Just visit Berkeley's Missing Link Bicycle Cooperative).

Anyway, Rhodia began as a stationary company in Lyon, France in the 1930's. Two brothers, Henri and Robert Verilhac, sold mainly in Southern France and North Africa. Obviously, the market has expanded since then, but the company's writing pads, once a marginal product, is now its premier product. The distinct orange cover is (apparently) well-known -- though I'm not sure how well-known because nobody I know of has ever heard of this company.

The paper and binding quality are superb. Gel and ballpoint pens glide effortlessly from start to finish. The paper is slightly on the thin side, though thick enough so that bleeding is not an issue. Although the cover has grooves in it so that you can fold it backwards, I found the cover to be in the way and cut it off.



I have two main complaints. First is the lack of a substantial cardboard backing for the pad, which means the pad bends easily. It doesn't feel like a self-contained writing pad, but instead something you have to attach to a clipboard or a planner. This is true even if you keep the cover attached and use that as backing.

The second drawback is the price. Granted it is a high quality pad, but $6.80 per pad is on the high side. And given that price, I'd at least expect cardboard backing.

Nonetheless, this pad makes writing a pleasure. And for someone whose hands usually start to hurt after a few minutes when taking notes in a regular spiral notebook, I consider it a good sign when I can now write out fifteen pages of notes without skipping a beat.

40 Post-Bar Exam Hobbies (Updated)

So, I've had a few days of free time on my hands.

1. Seek immediate dental care.
2. Start fight club in Cupertino/Sunnyvale.
3. Check happiness level of my Tamagotchi.
4. Ignore the Bill Engvall Show.
5. Figure out what aperature actually does on my camera.
6. More Kafka!
7. Find 2BR apartment in South Bay.
8. Handle live poultry.
9. Uninstall Windows Vista.
10. Become blues harp afficionado.
11. Locate a financial advisor.
12. Collect comic books again.
13. Write no more than 3 manifestos.
14. File no more than 3 2 complaints with the ITC.
15. Await October release of Call of Duty 4 for PC.
16. Watch Kieslowski's The Decalogue.
17. Toblerone-jenga.
18. Roadtrip to Portland, OR.
19. Buy business suits I won't use at the office.
20. Everybody Loves Raymond.
21. Contract ghiardia in Karachi.
22. Learn Adobe Premiere.
23. Initiate game of Scrabble through correspondence.
24. Secretly begin drafting Edition 19 of The Bluebook.
25. Night vision goggles.
26. Allow Economist subscription to lapse.
27. Sleight of hand.
28. See Solaris again.
29. Detail the Mazda.
30. Spend accumulated Macy's giftcards.
31. Resume personal vendetta against Steve Jobs.
32. Throw playing cards at least 50 m.p.h.
33. Learn how to iron shirts.
34. Build a dragster with K'Nex.
35. Buy a radar/lidar detector.
36. Rename MP3s.
37. Force myself to enjoy Sonic Youth.
38. Purchase drafting table.
39. Master night photography (also master regular photography).
40. Re-learn patent law.

What The Hell Is Cat Power Doing Singing on a DeBeers Advertisement?

I was catching up on some TV last night and I came across this commercial for diamond jewelry. The unmistakable voice belongs to Cat Power (also known as Charlyn "Chan" Marshall), who generally has hauntingly beautiful lyrics to match.

This song is a cover of an old Cat Stevens song called "How Can I Tell You," which is a very good song in and of itself. Unfortunately, it appears that the cover was recorded for the commercial only, so it isn't available.

Now, I recall Cat Power doing a Cingulair commercial in the past, and that was jarring enough. But the diamond industry? Seriously? This seems out of place from a blues and indie artist who has crafted an image far far away from anything remotely close to the diamond industry.

Here's an MP3 available from Matador Records. It's the title song of her 2006 album called "The Greatest."

Have You Seen My Subway Sandwich?

I picked up a sandwich from Subway after I went apartment shopping today. I ate half the sandwich at the restaurant and took the other half with me.

I put it in the front seat of my car on top of my clipboard. I parked in my driveway at home, brought the sandwich in with me, and put the sandwich on my kitchen table.

Ten minutes later, the sandwich is nowhere to be found. I live alone. This is no joke.

How the hell can could I have lost a sandwich?

Freshly Cut: Albums of the Month

July 2007

1. Stars of the Lid - And Their Refreshment of the Decline (2007)


2. Interpol - Our Love to Admire (2007)


3. The Stooges - Fun House (Deluxe Edition) (2005)


4. Thao Nguyen - Like the Linen (2006)


5. Merideth Bragg & The Terminals - Vol. 1 (2005)

10 Things To Do To Keep Yourself Occupied During The First Day of the California Bar Examination

1. Confide in strangers that you totally missed that equal protection issue on the second essay.
2. Illegally download music using the test center's wireless network.
3. Secretly calculate the date when Hermione Granger will be legal.
4. Figure out how that girl a few tables over got to wear Bose Noise-Cancelling headphones during the exam.
5. Projectile vomit contest.
6. Flashcards with rudimentary drawings of naked ladies (also known as "women").
7. Determine the thought process by which students told not to bring any bags to the test center end up bringing ROLLING SUITCASES.
8. Race for pinkslips in the parking lot of the Fort Mason Center.
9. Realize that cars don't come with pinkslips anymore.
10. Figure out a cool attorney nickname that doesn't include ". . .'The Hammer' Shapiro."

D-Day Minus 1

ESPN: MLB GameCast Ticker?

There's something strange about ESPN's GameCast for MLB. The top right keeps the pitch count, but it only has three circles for "Balls," two circles for "Strikes" and "Outs."

It's sort of puzzling because it's very difficult to follow if someone has been walked or if there are just three balls. You also can't tell if someone struck out or has two strikes. Even worst, sometimes I can't even tell if the inning is over.

Am I just reading this incorrectly?