Tuesday, July 24, 2007

10 Things To Do To Keep Yourself Occupied During The First Day of the California Bar Examination

  1. Confide in strangers that you totally missed that equal protection issue on the second essay.
  2. Illegally download music using the test center's wireless network.
  3. Secretly calculate the date when Hermione Granger will be legal.
  4. Figure out how that girl a few tables over got to wear Bose Noise-Cancelling headphones during the exam.
  5. Projectile vomit contest.
  6. Flashcards with rudimentary drawings of naked ladies (also known as "women").
  7. Determine the thought process by which students told not to bring any bags to the test center end up bringing ROLLING SUITCASES.
  8. Race for pinkslips in the parking lot of the Fort Mason Center.
  9. Realize that cars don't come with pinkslips anymore.
  10. Figure out a cool attorney nickname that doesn't include ". . .'The Hammer' Shapiro."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good luck! Not that you need it...

kt

Kimiko said...

I'm astonished that you wrote this after your first day. Love the rolling suitcases and Bose headphones. Hunh?