Despite what John Mellencamp might say, a Chevy Silverado played no part in Rosa Parks' act of civil disobedience.
That I really do have to put Mercury on my list (because the giant woman from the commercial said so).
Zoom, Zoom, Transmission?
I actually do jazz it up with Zatarran's from time to time.
Skynyrd's original song title was "Sweet Home Kentucky Fried Chicken."
Clinical trials suggest that 94% of patients administered a placebo still claimed they were cuckoo for Coco-Puffs.
Boeing or Airbus should be asking for royalties on Southwest's "[Ding]" campaign.
The first thing that Brown can do for me is leave my goddamn package at the front door and stop re-attempting delivery at 3:15 the next afternoon.
That there are allegedly 23 flavors within Dr. Pepper is non-responsive to the question of why none of them taste like good soda.
"Accelerating" my life is probably not a good idea when suggested by the U.S. Navy.
4 comments:
Okay. I just have to say, I don't understand most of this post. Is that sad? Or is it a good thing?
This might be the best post you've ever done. The implied Rosa Parks/Chevrolet connection pisses me off about as much as anything in an advertisement ever has.
Kimi,
I think you have to watch as much random televsion as I do (and be willing to pay attention, analyze, and generally waste time watching the commercials) :)
you might consider it a good thing that you don't understand the refereces because you've obviously spent your time in other ways; but at the same time, i feel like deconstructing anything brings me some kind of knowledge that I didn't have prior to engaging in the exercise.
Appreciatee you blogging this
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