5 Literalisms I Enjoy
- Signaling my dissatisfaction by saying, "Sigh."
 - Using the word "hyphen" on any occassion.
 - In lieu of signing off, putting up a "DND" away message.
 - Stone cold poker-face followed by the phrase, "laugh out loud."
 - Designating a relationship between two objects by saying "slash."
 


4 comments:
Getting a little listy lately. I'm just saying.
oh you're just saying huh. well i trust your advice, so i'll refrain from publishing this other list i have: "top doucebags i know"
i didn't really count my movie reviews as lists per se. but yea, i'll try to mix it up a bit more.
Greatest commercial set: Those Kay Diamonds advertisements that sing "Every kiss begins with K".
It's half hystical, half awesome and 100% true.
wow, after hearing that motto for at least five years, i never once put two and two together and picked up on that one.
i guess i just tune out whenever i hear anything about jewelry or diamond rings . . .
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