Guess what? I've got a fever. And the only prescription is more multistate BAR exam questions.

So studying for the BAR sucks, sort of. The only reason it isn't as bad as I thought it would be is because I thought I'd be putting more time into it.

Here are ten observations for Weeks 1 and 2:

1. Three students at BarBri's Boalt Hall location already admitted to the hospital with respiratory failure; diagnosed with "Black-letter Lung."
2. Gatorade tastes good at 8:30am.
3. That feeling great after your BarBri lecturer made everything seem so easy has nothing to do with his or her skill as a lecturer, but everything to do with them ignoring finer distinctions in the law and tricky subject matter -- you know, the material actually tested on a regular basis.
4. Lebron is in the playoffs . . . and I've lost another few days of study time.
5. Less than 50% performance on "Introductory Drills" from BarBri versus consistent 65% performance on "advanced" questions. What gives?
6. Gatorade tastes good at 8:30pm.
7. Getting the same question wrong twice is not a freak occurrence.
8. Getting the same question right twice is a freak occurrence.
9. Carnation Instant Breakfast makes me gassy.
10. Recurring nightmare that the Bar Examiners will finally unveil questions featuring choice "(D) Some of the above."